An Academic Analysis of the Similarities between Eggs and Brains (a Poem)

Holy moly, Uni’s hard. Hard like hard boiled eggs. Except hard boiled eggs are squishy. Squishy like my brain. When you spend a whole day reading But you don’t remember what, That is when you know your brain can’t fit the things it just forgot. Rather than remembering the things you’ll need on tests, Brains […]


Ughh. Midterms. For some reason a week ago I was under the impression that I don’t have midterms because I’m taking mostly full year courses. And then it hit me… Term test = midterm Yup. I have those. I have three of those. Bless the university-test-scheduling folk, I only have one per week… At least […]